I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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