Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
wow bdsm is so cute
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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