I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
