just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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