he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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