Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
ok first of all what the fuck
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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