No, drunk sperm still make babies.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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