yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We need to get me chipped asap
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