I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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