Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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