Umm I'm too high to move.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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