so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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