Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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