Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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