Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
