dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
the raccoons are back...
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