I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
