ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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