can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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