I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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