yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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