So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
how does that bad decision feel?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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