where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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