so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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