so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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