I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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