Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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