Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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