i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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