So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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