doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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