That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
