Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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