It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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