Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You've changed since you got that strap on
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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