you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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