She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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