What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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