This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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