i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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