Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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