does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
porn star boner night. come get it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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