She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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