Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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