what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
God, I missed his penis.
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