i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Randomize
