how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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