Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
