so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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