I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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