i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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