dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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