i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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