I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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