i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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