He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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