Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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