About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
